Plant based jokes

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?

A shitty plant-based patty.

Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?

Save the plants, eat a vegan.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?