How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
