few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
Why can't orphans play baseball bc they don't know where home is
Why cant ophans play baseball They cant make it to home plate
Why can't micheal Jackson play baseball. He made a hit and run
your mama so fat when she went o the baseball tournament she nocked everyone out of the park
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why can’t orphan play baseball because they can’t find home
I suck at baseball I can’t find home plate oh wait
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
why did the police play baseball ? Why? He wanted to play cach
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a baseball field
One has a home😂😂
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
