Baseball Game jokes
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.