Baseball Game jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.