Baseball Game jokes
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 馃ぃ
Why can鈥檛 an orphan play baseball? Because it can鈥檛 find home.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can鈥檛 the orphan play baseball?
Because they can鈥檛 go home.
Why can鈥檛 an orphan play baseball??
They can鈥檛 hit a home run! 馃槀
Why don鈥檛 orphans play baseball?
Because they don鈥檛 know where home is.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don鈥檛 know where home is. 馃槩
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can鈥檛 an orphan play baseball?
Because they can鈥檛 find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.