what is yellow and smells like bananas?
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
What did the sunglasses say to the banana 🍌? Nothing sunglasses can’t talk
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if you`re vegan you call him food. If you`re poor you eat the skin.
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I'm doing it for practice for your friends.
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha
din mor ligner en banan( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken
what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
One day I was eating a banana and one my friend was eating in the balcony so I threw my banana on his balcony he steapt on it. So he got slipped and one yogi was passing by me. So my friend s banana felt on his head and he got a banana and he got a very nice shining half eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing
