At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
never search up monkey with blue balls
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
-Ghosting👻
-Diving🐬
-Complaining to teammates😡
-Complaining to refs🤬
-Missing sitters🤦♂️
-Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
-Proceed to get 🐐shouts
-Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips 🥰. Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting 😍. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong 🥵.
why does a orphan love baseball, because there ball come back get pranked bitch
me: i call my girl cinderella
friend: why?
me: because she loves balls
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
What is godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
Balls in ur Jaws
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
I stole one's balls
