Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
-Dark_Humor
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
ur mom.
oops my bad đŹ
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
why do gay people get bad grades? because they dont get straight As
Ur hairline is so bad that the teen titans gave Up
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you I had to use accessibility
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldnât think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says whatâs what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
