Bad

Bad Jokes

Bad Luck

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

Poor

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Teacher

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Ambulance

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Adoption

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

Adoption

You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?

Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!

Trade

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Smoking

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Friend

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Tree

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Orphan

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Grade

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.