Autumn

Autumn Jokes

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Party

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Quote

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Hospital

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

Fall

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Emo kid

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Emo kid

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Baseball

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Leaf

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

Ear

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.