Autumn jokes
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn鈥檛 feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 馃崄
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why can鈥檛 mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Fall
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
I love autumn!
What is fall?
My brother couldn鈥檛 wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.