2018

2018 jokes

Attempt

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Crime

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

Memes

Xbox

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. Itโ€™s now 2018, and Iโ€™m still waiting for him to open it.

Future

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

String

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

God

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didnโ€™t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didnโ€™t exist. xx ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

God

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Virus

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Memes

Community

Some stats for the โ€œmod raceโ€:

Jokes: 1. RapBoat (403 jokes) 2. Heroin Monkey (15 jokes) Thoughtless (15 jokes) 3. UK (15 jokes) 4. Blach (2 jokes)

Memes: 1. Heroin Monkey (1616 memes) 2. RapBoat (97 memes) 3. Thoughtless (57 memes) 4. UK (20 memes) 5. Blach (7 memes)

Comments: 1. Heroin Monkey (20577 comments) 2. RapBoat (13810 comments) 3. Thoughtless (5208 comments) 4. UK (3924 comments) 5. Blach (2018 comments)

Best RAPPER: 1. RapBoat 2. NOBODY

COOLEST AND MOST BASED 1. RAPBOAT

Muslim (BEST RELIGION + best with RULES) 1. RapBoat