2018 jokes

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?