Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
