Asking out jokes

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.

Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

Why were you born?

Because I asked out your mom on accident.