Asking out jokes
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
