Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroomđź’€
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident