Asking out jokes
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
