Asking out jokes
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 馃拃
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.