donkeys are cool
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding feminists can’t change anything
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Why are Americans so bad at chess
They lost 2 towers
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
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I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
