People like to say Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a redneck. No, it's because kids' pants are half-off!
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink
Why are lesbians bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray