Ares jokes
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.