Are jokes

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

Why are lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?

They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."

Are you an orphanage?

Why?

Because I wanna put my kids in you.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

Why are mountains never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.