Are jokes
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Memes
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?