Are jokes
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Memes
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!