Are jokes

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

No one misses them.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they never make it home.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.