Are jokes
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Memes
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
You are in the airway, how funny!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.