Are jokes
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Memes
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. š
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "Iām just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.