Are jokes
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Memes
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."