Are jokes
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Memes
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Hi how are you?