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Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!

5 stars!

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

They are delicious.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."