Are jokes
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Me and the boys are cool.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Memes
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.