Are jokes
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Memes
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.