Are jokes
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Memes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.