Are jokes

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.