Appreciation jokes
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
Mum is the best!
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living. oo----- ()
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.