What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Mommy mommy! Are you an archer? Shut up and keep the apple on your head still.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Friend #1: "Whats your favourite thing about trees?" Friend #2: "Apples" Me: "I can hang myself in them."
