Rental jokes
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
