Rental jokes

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?

It’s just a rental.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.