Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Anxiety Jokes
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Evan
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
