Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
Evan
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
