Anxiety jokes

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

I'm all panic and no disco.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Depression"

"Depression wh-"

ME!! *runs away*

Evan

Why was 7 afraid of 6?

Because 6 8 7.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.

Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"