ANS jokes
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.