ANS jokes
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.