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What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?

The boomerang comes back.

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  • What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

    Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

    Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

    What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

    Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

    Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

    When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

    He has no home to hit to.

    I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

    And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.