ANS jokes
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.