ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.