ANS jokes
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.