ANS jokes
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
An autistic kid.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.