ANS jokes
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
You're an orphan.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.