Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
hi m my name is crappy i like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
bust it open for jesus
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
CIRCUMFERENCE
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
Your do annoying like your fucked up hairline
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
My friend was annoying me with bird puns I realized toucan play at this game
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they're approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : "Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man"? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don't let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : "Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven". Sister Carmel sees what's going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. "Pssst - hey Bernie"!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : "What is it?" A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : "Do you mind if we swap places"? Sister Bernadette replies : "What for"? Sister Carmel says : "Well, I wouldn't mind gargling before you stick your ass in there"!
you
your mom
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
