Anger jokes
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.