And jokes
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Memes
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.