And jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Memes
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
And (DYM 135).
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌