And jokes
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Memes
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.