And jokes

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

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I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."