And jokes

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

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Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

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Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.