And jokes

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?

Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!