And jokes

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

May and its gang.

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"