And jokes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Memes
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”