And jokes
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Memes
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.