And jokes

Man

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Dad

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.

House

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Memes

Dog

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

People

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Dragon

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Life

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Dad

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Wife

I caught my wife cheating on me.

I beat my son and grounded him.

Jenga

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Yeet

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Nickname

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Color

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?