And jokes

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.