And jokes
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Memes
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
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What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...