And jokes
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Memes
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘